I am totally copying another journal entry I read somewhere within the last few months, although I’m not sure what journal it was. But I know sometime recently I saw someone do a commented list of their TiVo season passes. At the time I thought it was kind of amusing but didn’t want to go to the trouble to type up a list myself, but I had to make such a list in preparation for copying all my settings from the old TiVo to the new TiVo, so now I’ve got the list anyway. I’ve always maintained that you can tell a lot about someone from their bookshelves and movie collections, so perhaps it’s time to see what you can tell about me from my TiVo recordings. So here they are in order, from highest priority to lowest:
1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer This records nothing because it’s set for new episodes and there will never be new episodes, but I just can’t bring myself to delete it because I am still in mourning.
2. Angel Because I am apparently Joss Whedon’s bitch.
3. Aqua Teen Hungerforce Best animated show about crime-fighting food items ever. Len just picked up the DVDs and we watched some last night and I laughed and laughed. How can you not love a show where one character finds a magical belt that gives him the power to make Foreigner lyrics come true? Everyone should be watching this show and no one is and it makes me very sad.
4. 24 I’m not allowed to say anything about this show because Len doesn’t watch each season until it’s over and he can have a marathon, so I can’t ruin it by telling him what’s happening as it airs. But I think I’m allowed to say that I miss Xander Berkeley.
5. Alias Silly, silly, silly spy show. Getting sillier by the week, and also rapidly joining my long list of “shows I watch because I am totally in love with the secondary characters, but I kind of want to slap the main characters silly.” I love Victor Garber and Ron Rifkin and Greg Grunberg, so I will probably watch this show until it dies a silly death, but I just do not care about the tortured unfulfilled love of Sydney and Vaughn and I keep hoping they’ll get blown up on a mission one day.
6. Malcolm in the Middle I never get to watch this, because it airs while Alias is on. But every once in a while the TiVo will catch it if Alias is a repeat, and it makes me laugh. I’m not sure why it’s so high up the list, though, because I just don’t care that much about it.
7. The Sopranos I think everything that can be said about The Sopranos has been said. But I miss it and I want new episodes.
8. Six Feet Under I am apparently HBO’s bitch as well.
9. Dead Like Me I used to call this the best show no one was watching, although now Carnivale has taken that place. But it might just be my love for Mandy Patinkin that makes me think that.
10. Penn & Teller: Bullshit! I got Showtime after this show aired, so I only watched it once in a rerun and therefore have little to say about it. But it seemed like fun, because who doesn’t like watching Penn & Teller go around debunking things? As a hardened cynic I am a big fan of debunking things. So I hope someday this show will air again and I can see if the other episodes were good too.
11. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Dude, I’m tired of hearing about this show. I refuse to say anything more about it even though I quite enjoy it.
12. Queer as Folk Pure, stupid, eye candy. Plus it’s always amusing as a Pittsburgh dweller to see how this show depicts Pittsburgh, which is kind of far from reality.
13. ER I do not know why I am watching this show anymore. It is terrible. If only they would get rid of Laura Innes and Paul McCrane, who I love, I think the show would break its evil hold on me. Fortunately I think Paul McCrane just got crushed by a helicopter, so now they just have to free Laura Innes and I can delete this season pass.
14. Carnivale My new TV-show love, although the first season is about to end and then I will be bereft. Who doesn’t love a show about carnival freaks during the Depression that doubles as a tale about the apocalyptic battle between the forces of good and evil? With Michael Anderson and Clancy Brown? Everyone should be watching this show but I only know one other person who is. Which is okay, because it means more Carnivale for me.
15. Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon I set this one up for Len because he was so excited when the original Ren & Stimpy guy started making new episodes after all these years. But it taped four or five episodes and then hasn’t shown a single one since. And they weren’t that good. Bit of a disappointment all around.
16. Real Time With Bill Maher Sometimes I kind of hate Bill Maher, but he also cracks me up on occasion. And more importantly, his guest panels provide ample opportunities for Ann Coulter hatred, and I am all about as many opportunities to hate her as possible.
17. Date Night TV This terrible, hilarious local show where radio personalities go around to dive bars and interview drunken college students about their ideal mates, and you can then call in and set up a date with these drunken buffoons. Noteable for my favorite nonsensical exchange ever. “Okay, here’s another question. What’s one thing you do that, if your girlfriend did it, it would drive you crazy?” “Being, like, outdoors.” “I don’t think you understood. Try to sober up for a minute. I’m looking for a habit you have, that you wouldn’t want a girl to have.” “Outdoors, man! With a bear!” Drunken Pittsburgh people are comedy gold.
18. Joan of Arcadia I had such good intentions of loathing this show, but I secretly kind of love it, even if it occasionally gives in to the idiocies of all network TV.
19. Cooking School Stories For someone who can’t cook worth a damn, I really like watching other people do it. You’d think I’d have picked up a few things by now, but no.
20. “Howard Dean” An all-purpose recording that tapes anything involving Howard Dean, although it doesn’t actually record much since news shows tend not to have descriptions of what’s airing that night.
21. Surreal Gourmet More cooking shows. Canadian chefs are way cooler than American chefs. The dude has a portable kitchen designed to look like a giant shiny toaster from the outside. I need one.
22. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart My love for this show knows no bounds. Even though it lies in its title because it’s really only on four days a wek.
23. The West Wing I’m catching up on the reruns now since for some reason I wasn’t watching this show at the time. And then when I’m done I will be out of Sorkin-penned things to watch. He should go make something new.
24. Reno 911! I really miss The State. A Cops-spoof starring some of the same people does not fulfill my need for good sketch comedy, but it’s the closest I’m going to get unless Mad TV stops sucking, which seems unlikely.
25. Out of Order This little Showtime show was bad. So very bad. But I really like Eric Stoltz and Felicity Huffman, so I watched it anyway. Thank god the first season was only eight episodes. I’m secretly hoping they don’t do a second season, so I won’t have to agonize over whether to watch it.
26. South Park I think this is another one where everything that can be said has been said.
27. The AMC Project Apparently it’s not enough to watch four million movies, I must also watch TV about movies. I am a dork.
28. Mr. Show with Bob and David See above re: missing good sketch comedy. Mr. Show reruns help.
29. Family Guy I don’t know why this recording is still here since I now have all the episodes on DVD.
30. Frontline I tape this show in a vague effort to be informed about stuff going on in the world, but I almost never actually watch it. I should probably give up.
31. EGG the arts show A PBS show about weird artists. My love for PBS programming knows no bounds. I think this means I am officially old and boring.
32. Request Hour on VH1 Classic. Oh wait, no, this means I am officially old and boring. When I was growing up VH1 was the boring old people channel full of Michael Bolton and I lived for MTV. And now MTV makes me cringe and VH1 owns my soul. When did this happen? Gah.
33-40 Assorted forensic science shows I was recording for Len when he was on his learning-all-about-serial-killers spree. His interest seems to have tapered off so I should probably delete these now, because I am so tired of hearing about women being raped and mutilated and dumped in the woods. Although I like when they talk about forensic psychology, because that shit is just really cool.
41. History’s Mysteries Mmm. History.
42. Biography This show is always trying to tell me about the lives of people I don’t care about, but every so often it comes with someone really interesting.
43. Nova Again, my love for PBS programming. Although I’m still a little disturbed by the string theory episode a couple of weeks ago. String theory is dead sexy, yes, but what was up with the little subatomic particles bopping around to techno music? It was like a quantum rave, which frightened me.
44. Shorts Program Short films are a good thing. I don’t watch enough of them. This is an attempt to remedy that.
45. Ebert & Roeper See above re: TV about movies. Although I think this is in a bad time slot because I never actually see it, because there’s always some movie at the same time that I want to see more.
46.Ancient Almanac More history geeking.
47. Good Eats Even better than a regular cooking show because it teaches me all about the science of cooking, the chemical reactions and stuff, which is just cool. Even though I kind of hate chemistry most of the time.
48. Mystery Science Theater 3000 One can never have enough Manos: The Hands of Fate
49. Kids in the Hall Again, I pine for the days of good sketch comedy.
50. SpongeBob SquarePants I just noticed there are finally new SpongeBob episodes. This pleases me.
51. “Stephen Sondheim” An all-purpose recording which has yet to ever actually tape anything, but I feel better knowing that if anything involving Sondheim ever does air, I won’t miss it.
And there you have the long list of my TiVo automatic recordings. I’m still not sure what it says about me, though, except that I’m kind of a dork and that it’s a very good thing only a few of these shows actually air in any given week, because if they were all airing at once that would be a hell of a lot of TV.
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